What animal has 20/20 vision?
A see-lion.
Where do frogs keep their money?
Where do kittens go to school?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
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