What animal has 20/20 vision?
A see-lion.
Why did the cow cross the road?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
How did the toad die?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Where do milkshakes come from?
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