What animal has 20/20 vision?
A see-lion.
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What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What type of car do planets buy?
What tree has the most bark?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
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