What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

Who are Frosty's parents?

What is the most attractive fruit?

Why did the pig go to the casino?