Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

How does a penguin build its house?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What did the snake name his daughter?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

Why do cows make great bakers?