Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Why was the math book sad?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?