What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

How was the wedding?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

How does a witch play loud music?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?