What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
An airplane hangar.
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
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