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How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

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What kind of bow can't be tied?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

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What's black and white and red all over?