Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What do fish do at parades?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

What are baby potatoes called?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

Which founding father loves to sing?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.