Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Why was the bud so shy?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What's a cat's favorite color?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?