Where do colds go on vacation?
Germ-any.
Why did the mare gain weight?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
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