Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What animal loves Indian food?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

What do you call bees that are best friends?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?