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What do you call an ant who fights crime?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What did the stair machines call each other?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What did you learn in school today, son?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

Why was the musician arrested?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What makes pirates such good singers?