Which animal makes the best landscaper?
A hedgehog.
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Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
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