Which animal makes the best landscaper?
A hedgehog.
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Where do horses reside?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What's good for both poker and theater?
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