Which insect is the smartest?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

Why did the cow cross the road?

How much does freedom weigh?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What fairy loves to count?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?