Which animal makes the best landscaper?
A hedgehog.
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Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
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Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
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