Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

What sport can waiters play really well?

What do ducks get after they eat?

What food is a man's best friend?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

What do you call a vacation at home?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?