How do football players deal with their problems?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

What did the bee say to the flower?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Why did the mare gain weight?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

How do eggs end a TV show?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?