Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Because Donald ducked.
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Board Game With A Twist
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
How do you organize a space party?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
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