What kind of cheese can you sew with?
String cheese.
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What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
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What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
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