What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

Why are cars magic?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

What fish sings the best?

What do you call an old snowman?