What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What sport requires no movement at all?

How does the sun listen to music?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?