Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What animals love to close envelopes?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What kind of computers do horses use?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

What do you call a magical reptile?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?