Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Why is winter considered holy?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?