Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

What do you call a vacation at home?

Which president loved to take baths?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

Where do ships always get stuck?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

Why are the mountains so tired?