What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
A dependent Claus.
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
How do scientists grow fruit?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
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