Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?