What did you learn in school today, son?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

How do you get kids to do something?

Where do polar bears vote?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Where do kittens go to school?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

What cartoon character loves insects?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?