Why are goats so funny?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What does a dog say before eating?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What animal loves a baseball game?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

Why was the math book sad?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Why was the broom late for school?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?