Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

Why did the elk have great hair?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Why do elephants have trunks?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What's the most common blood type for insects?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What do you call hiking college students?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?