My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What farm animal is best at karate?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?