How does the moon cut her hair?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What is another term for the price of gas?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

What school subject really rocks?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

How do chickens leave the highway?

What's a forklift?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?