Where does a scientist wizard work?

Why do math teachers love March?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?