How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
You rocket.
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How do you organize a space party?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
How do billboards talk?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
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