Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What event do spiders love to attend?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Where do chips wear socks?