Why are scissors so forgiving?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

What do they call pastors in Germany?