What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

What's E.T. short for?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

What did the bee say to the flower?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?