What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What superpower do all middle children have?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

Why was the bud so shy?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?