What did the salad say to its dad?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Which tree can't stop crying?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What do stars celebrate in December?

It's Crowded!

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

Where do stars go to college?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?