Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?