What's the beach's favorite movie?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

What country has the most fish?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?