What's good for both poker and theater?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What school subject really rocks?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

Why are all priests fit?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

Why are cars magic?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?