Why do magicians score well in exams?

Which subject has two parts?

What are you studying in math?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

How do animals blend into the desert?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?