What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

Which elf is the best singer?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

What did the sickly elevator say?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?