What fish loves to play in a band?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

When should you start writing a book?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What animals love to close envelopes?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?