Which insect is the smartest?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

Why are hiking shops so diverse?

Why did the mare gain weight?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?