Where do dads store their dad jokes?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

Where does food go to take a nap?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

What does a female lion call her mate?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?