What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What shape is bad at driving?

Where do kittens go to school?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?