What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?