Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What do elves learn in school?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?