What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Which dogs love to study science?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?