How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What day is your mom always right?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?