What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?