Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What do you call a tired tree?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What birds always travel in twos?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?