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Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What do jokesters study in college?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Why did the tomato turn red?