What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

I like telling Dad jokes.

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What's good for both poker and theater?

Why was the fish so smart?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What's the opposite of irony?

How do fish watch TV shows?

What is another term for the price of gas?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What is the most adorable season?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?