What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

What's a horse's favorite car?

Why was the horse so happy?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?