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What makes a glow worm glow?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

Why is the beach so confident?

What do you call a vacation at home?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?