What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

Why was the bunny upset?

What is the most attractive fruit?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What did the confused bee say?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?