Someone stole my mood ring!

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?