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What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Why don't ants get sick?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

Why did the peach come home from work early?