Why is tennis such a loud sport?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Where does a camper keep his money?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?