What did the painter say to the wall?

We had a discussion about roses.

Which state is the cleanest?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

How does a barber get to work?

How do you talk to a giant?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?