What did the icy road say to the truck?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?