Why did spring break up with winter?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

What do cats wear to work?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

How do fleas travel?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?