What's a direction's favorite holiday?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Why do math teachers love March?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

How did groundhogs get their name?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

I broke my finger!

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?