Why do trees try new things so often?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What TV show is most popular at bars?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What's the world's weakest animal?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

How do you make antifreeze?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

Bears love exotic cars.