Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
It lost all its pedals.
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
When does a horse talk?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Where was Noah born?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
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