Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

What tea do footballers drink?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

What do you call a magical reptile?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?