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What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What horn never makes a sound?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?