What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Why did the student eat their homework?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?

The museum curator needed a break.

How do amoebas make calls?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

What do rich squirrels eat?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?