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Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

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What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?