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Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

What's E.T. short for?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

Which fly makes films?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?