What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
A mockingbird.
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What sweet treat never panics?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why was the bud so shy?
What season begins with a thud?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What do cows say when you milk them?
When do astronauts eat?
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