What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
A mockingbird.
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What did one plate say to the other?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
How does dinner smell?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
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