Why are babies so good at basketball?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?