Why did the duck cross the road?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What famous scientist will try anything?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What kind of music do planets like?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Where do birds go to drink?