How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What kind of music do planets like?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

What words make the best athletes?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?