Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Where do actors go to pray?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?