What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?