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What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What animal knows kung fu?

How long will dinner be?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

Where do termites go camping?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?