What is a mom's favorite game?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

How does a sidewalk address a question?

Who is a house's favorite band?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

How does a taco bless the table?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What instrument did the door play in the band?