What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What says: oom oom oom?

Why did the duck cross the road?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What animal should you never play poker with?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?