What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

What did one firefly say to the other?

What animals make the best students?

What do you call an insincere horse?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?