What is the quickest button on a radio?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What do you eat on July 5th?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?