What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
We're fried.
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Which former US President was always cold?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
How do frogs get to work?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
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