What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
We're fried.
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What do horses say to greet each other?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
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