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We're fried.
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What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
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Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
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Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
When do mice play every day?
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