What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
We're fried.
What do you call a greedy elf?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
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