What might you call waking up in the morning?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

How are mountains able to see?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?