What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
We're fried.
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What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
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