What car is the perfect size for mice?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

How does a barber get to work?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What do ducks get after they eat?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?