What car is the perfect size for mice?

Bears love exotic cars.

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

Why do cubes make great referees?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?