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Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?