Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

How does a barber get to work?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

How did groundhogs get their name?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What do you call a pig thief?