Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?