What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

Why was the mime upset?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?