What did the school bully have for lunch?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

I like telling Dad jokes.

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What do you call an artistic dog?