Why do baseball players love bowling?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

What sport do horses love to play?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

How do you compliment a cat?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?