What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

What animals make the best baseball players?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?