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Why did the shepherd quit his job?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

Who invented fractions?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

Why is sand so optimistic?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?