What's a reptile's favorite movie?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

Why did the cow cross the road?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

What do you call an old snowman?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

How do dog catchers get paid?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?