What animal floats best?
The gir-raft.
What do cows say when you milk them?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
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