What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Why was the bud so shy?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

What tree has the most bark?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

Why are frogs always so happy?