Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What is a table you can eat?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?