What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

How do you compliment a cat?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?