Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What's a father's favorite flower?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

How do you arrest a pig?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

Why is a doctor always calm?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?