Who won the race between two balls of string?
They were tied.
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What do elves learn in school?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Where do tough ducks come from?
When do astronauts eat?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
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