Who won the race between two balls of string?
They were tied.
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
How are teens like cats?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
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