Who won the race between two balls of string?
They were tied.
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Where do ants go to eat?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Which cats have the best manners?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
How does a squid go into battle?
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