Who won the race between two balls of string?
They were tied.
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What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why is the beach so confident?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What sport do horses love to play?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
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