Who won the race between two balls of string?
They were tied.
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Where was Noah born?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What tree has the most bark?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
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