Why is the number 4 so smart?
It memorized the quadratic equation.
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
How can you make 7 even?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What do fish do at parades?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What do you give an angry rhino?
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