Why did the turkey cross the road?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

Why was the horse so happy?

How do frogs get to work?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

How did the vampire start his letter?