Why did the bulldog have an accent?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?