What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

Why are frogs always so happy?

Why can't you trust a pig?

Where does laundry go to college?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

Where do colds go on vacation?

What are the strongest days of the week?

What do you call a household of counselors?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What school subject really rocks?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?