Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What animal knows kung fu?

What animal should you never play poker with?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What game does chlorine never lose?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

How do billboards talk?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What do you give a sick pig?