What do you call a sarcastic duck?
A wise quacker.
What dog never pays attention in class?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
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