What do you call a sarcastic duck?
A wise quacker.
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What did summer say to spring?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What's the slowest 5k?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
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