What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Why do bees buzz?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

What do you call a handsome runner?