What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

How is life like toilet paper?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

What's the politest month?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?