What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What do you call a Zen egg?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

What is the most adorable season?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Why do cows go to New York?